i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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