please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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