I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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