i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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