Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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