you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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