So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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