just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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