found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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