I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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