just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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