Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just cut my nipple shaving
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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