It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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