so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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