so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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