Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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