The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You're a disaster
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