WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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