so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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