I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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