Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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