The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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