I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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