Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
false alarm. still invincible.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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