I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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