question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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