I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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