I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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