Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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