Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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