so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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