dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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