You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
