We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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