I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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