I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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