Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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