doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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