Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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