oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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