Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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