would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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