so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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