Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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