So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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