Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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