Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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