whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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