Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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