Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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