that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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