it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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