I'm really into asian looking animals
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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