My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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