Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
