Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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