How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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